My name is Abigail but please call me Abby. I live in a small town in the south of the United States. I try and do stuff but my bed is too comfy. Formerly known as mypatronus-is-a-tardis

fat-amy-for-president:

hardener:

person: get off ur high horse

me: image

that is a giraffe. try again.

(Source: 6592, via pillowpetsandnetflix)

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“I wanted to say, ‘Hey ladies, you’re beautiful,’. Hopefully, this changes things and maybe it won’t change things, but I love it.” - Nicki Minaj on the Anaconda music video

(Source: wadamelen, via iluvyoumorethancake)

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy:i hate being poor
grandpa:were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate:hello naughty children its murder time
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tomatotaster:

That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.

(via randsexual)

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notwifi:

when someone you don’t know tries to read you

image

image

(via pillowpetsandnetflix)

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thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

thefingerfucker:

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

so. many. things.

(Source: jape-art, via gingerangelofthursday)

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